Mind: Ugh, this book was so slow. Where was the plot?
Heart: Plot? Who needs plot when you have such an adorable love story and gives you all the feels?
Mind: But the girl was so annoying!
Heart: Well, she was just sad because no one understood her.
Mind: The story started off with Gia's boyfriend dumping her. On a prom night no less. I really did not see that coming. #sarcasm
Heart: Oh, come on. You're out of your mind. How could you forget that berak-up got her a fill-in boyfriend? Who, let's just admit, was really hot and droolworthy!